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be me
wake up
it's 6am in some timezone
420 notifs
devs complaining about too many users and needing to scale the systems
put devs on mute
some abuela in Mexico just zapped $50 to her kid in Miami in 3-seconds flat
peer-to-peer pesos🡒dollars🡒shillings pipes humming louder than the dev servers
belle delphine in my dms begging for influencer gig
the growth stack is half duct tape, half me
user funnel so thicc it's twerking
no banks, no borders—just people moving money like they’re swapping memes
take a deep breath, sip my coffee
unbothered, unstoppable, orchestrating chaos into hockey-stick curves
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I benchmark benchmarks
I tweet telepathically
I don't see faces I see ICPs
I dream in cohorts
I am a marketer at Peanut
Peanut - buttery smooth global money
Who you are
- 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕎𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝕋𝕆 𝔹𝔼 #1 GROWTH HIRE 𝔸𝕋 ℙ𝔼𝔸ℕ𝕌𝕋
- You have a black belt in consumer app marketing (giga bonus: p2p payments, remittance)
- You’re fascinated by the strategies that liquid death, cashapp, cluely, polymarket, gas, pump.fun, stepn, tinder executed. you don’t even need strong crypto context, what you need is an understanding that we live in an attention economy and how to tickle the right neurons of the right people to get said attention
- Spanish / Portuguese speaker
- You think in funnels.
- You’re a tinkerer, experimenter, dissecter
- You can prove that you have the experience to create and execute strategies growing from 0 to 1k.
- You're not scared of ops. Trenches, roll up your sleeves, get shit done.
- You’re obsessed with building useful things that make people go, “Why hasn’t anyone done this before?”
- No peanut allergy!! (negotiable, but hard mode if yes).
The Deal
- No playbook. Write your own. If the moves were obvious we’d automate them. You’re here to invent, improvise, and break stuff that isn’t even built yet.
- Race to the frontier & plant the 🥜 flag: The internet is an infinite game. Get to an edge fast and plant the Peanut flag. If we can build a business around it, you'll own it. But if you can't get to an edge, we'll have to find someone who can.
- Love the game: Masters are playfully obsessive.
- Live the game. Growth is an infinite match with patch notes dropping daily. We expect late-night idea dumps, dashboard refresh addictions, and a grin while you’re doing it.
- Upside with rocket fuel. Crack the code and you get budget, equity, headcount; whatever scales the win. We back proven plays with founder-level firepower.
What we promise you in return:
- permissionless culture
- resources when there is alignment
- infinite growth if you're successful here
- some cash, lots of equity (scroll down for more)
This is us:
- peanut.me
- we’re bringing back p2p electronic cash
- 2nd time founders, who love hacking and building actually useful things. creds/clout: Harvard, St Andrews, ex-hf0, ex-gov-researcher, prev exit. Hugo: all things tech. Konrad: all things biz.
- cracked team, ex-founders, hackathon gigabrains, rebels
- read more:
- raised funding from big brain crypto-native VCs.
- Interested in our techstack/codebase? Most of it is open source here: https://github.com/peanutprotocol
Testimonials from team members:
- “The peanut puns are tiring”
- “At cocktail parties I pretend I work at a B2B SaaS because it’s more believable”.
Process
- Apply below and wait until we get back
- Intro call (~15 mins)
- Interview (1-1.5h)
- Reference checks
- Contract work (10-30 days) - let’s ship something and have fun!
- Long-term contract
- lfg 🚀
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This is what you get:
- some cash ($40-100k), high equity compensation (0.5-3%), so you can grow with us 1000X (wen token?)
- job at company called Squirrel Labs (how cool is that?!)
- fully remote