> be me  
> wake up before the sun  
> 420 notifs, all marked URGENT  
> servers on fire  
> Notion, Ethereum, and Solana all down
> founders giving conflicting directions  
> frontend blocked by wallet integration  
> backend needs specs for LATAM payment rails—nobody knows what that means  
> design team asks for priorities
> feelsgud.png
> sip my coffee  
> unbothered, untouchable, an oasis of serenity  
> my mere presence brings clarity  
> I don’t write tasks — my keystrokes bend reality  
> I assign tickets through telepathy  
> project scope? Understood in a single glance  
> I am a project manager at Peanut 

This is you

This is us:

Testimonials from team members: “The peanut puns are tiring”, “At cocktail parties I pretend I work at a B2B SaaS because it’s more believable”.

Process

  1. Apply below and wait until we get back
  2. Intro call (~15 mins)
  3. Interview (1-1.5h)
  4. Reference checks
  5. Contract work (2-14 days) - let’s ship!
  6. Long-term contract
  7. lfg 🚀

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What you'll actually do: