> be me
> wake up before the sun
> 420 notifs, all marked URGENT
> servers on fire
> Notion, Ethereum, and Solana all down
> founders giving conflicting directions
> frontend blocked by wallet integration
> backend needs specs for LATAM payment rails—nobody knows what that means
> design team asks for priorities
> feelsgud.png
> sip my coffee
> unbothered, untouchable, an oasis of serenity
> my mere presence brings clarity
> I don’t write tasks — my keystrokes bend reality
> I assign tickets through telepathy
> project scope? Understood in a single glance
> I am a project manager at Peanut
This is you
- 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕎𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝕋𝕆 𝔹𝔼 𝕋ℍ𝔼 #1 ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊 𝕋𝔸𝕄𝔼ℝ 𝔸𝕋 ℙ𝔼𝔸ℕ𝕌𝕋
- You've shipped products before and know how to turn "soon™" into actual dates
- You speak both Engineer and Business fluently, translating between "just two weeks" and "Q2 objectives"
- Your Gantt charts are works of art, but you know when to ditch them for a quick whiteboard session
- You're allergic to meetings that could have been an email (we use discord)
- You have experience with rapid iteration cycles and early-stage product development
- Your superpower is making complex projects feel like they're running on autopilot
- Crypto knowledge is a plus, but being a fast learner is a must
- No peanut allergy!! (negotiable, but you'll hear a lot of puns)
This is us:
- peanut.to
- we’re bringing back p2p electronic cash
- 2nd time founders, who love hacking and building actually useful things. creds/clout: Harvard, St Andrews, ex-hf0, ex-gov-researcher, prev exit. Hugo: all things tech. Konrad: all things biz.
- cracked team
- read more:
- raised funding from big brain crypto-native VCs.
- Interested in our techstack/codebase? Most of it is open source here: https://github.com/peanutprotocol
Testimonials from team members: “The peanut puns are tiring”, “At cocktail parties I pretend I work at a B2B SaaS because it’s more believable”.
Process
- Apply below and wait until we get back
- Intro call (~15 mins)
- Interview (1-1.5h)
- Reference checks
- Contract work (2-14 days) - let’s ship!
- Long-term contract
- lfg 🚀
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What you'll actually do:
- Own our product development lifecycle from ideation to ship
- Keep our engineers happy and shipping instead of stuck in planning limbo
- Build and maintain our project management processes without creating bureaucracy
- Manage multiple workstreams across frontend, backend, and design
- Turn founder brain dumps into actionable sprint plans
- Balance short-term fires with long-term roadmap goals