Peanut - buttery smooth global money

> be me
> wake up
> it's 6am in some timezone
> 420 notifs
> devs complaining about too many users and needing to scale the systems
> put devs on mute
> belle delphine in my dms begging for influencer gig
> the growth stack is half duct tape, half me
> user funnel so thicc it's twerking
> take a deep breath, sip my coffee
> unbothered, unstoppable, orchestrating chaos into hockey-stick curves
> feelsgud.png
> I benchmark benchmarks
> I tweet telepathically
> I don't see faces I see ICPs 
> I dream in cohorts
> I am Growth at Peanut

• 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕎𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝕋𝕆 𝔹𝔼 #1 GROWTH HIRE 𝔸𝕋 ℙ𝔼𝔸ℕ𝕌𝕋
• You’re fluent in consumer (bonus: fintech). Bonus: good memes
• You thrive in chaos, love ambiguity, and actually ship. No endless Slack threads; just action.
• You have a black belt in consumer app marketing (bonus: fintech)
• You’re obsessed with building useful things that make people go, “Why hasn’t anyone done this before?”
• No peanut allergy!! (negotiable, but hard mode if yes).

This is us:

• peanut.to
• we’re bringing back p2p electronic cash
• 2nd time founders, who love hacking and building actually useful things. creds/clout: Harvard, St Andrews, ex-hf0, ex-gov-researcher, prev exit. Hugo: all things tech. Konrad: all things biz.
• cracked team
• read more:
  • https://app.devcon.org/schedule/ZFX3ZF
  • https://medium.com/@kkonrad/can-we-sidestep-onchain-identity-f1c4d57b6efc
  • https://mirror.xyz/0xkkonrad.eth/KaMsYWxwH6atT2cZ6pxG74kKxzDinYjT4Rm0ms8zsyI
• raised funding from big brain crypto-native VCs.
• Interested in our techstack/codebase? Most of it is open source here: https://github.com/peanutprotocol

Testimonials from team members: “The peanut puns are tiring”, “At cocktail parties I pretend I work at a B2B SaaS because it’s more believable”.

Process

1. Apply below and wait until we get back
2. Intro call (~15 mins)
3. Interview (1-1.5h)
4. Reference checks
5. Contract work (2-14 days) - let’s ship!
6. Long-term contract
7. lfg 🚀

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This is what you get:

• some cash ($40-100k), high equity compensation (0.5-2%), so you can grow with us 1000X (wen token?)
• job at company called Squirrel Labs (how cool is that?!)
• fully remote